2010 WaterMod Contest Smack

[Liu Kang]

Project KangZilla FTW! You guys might as well just give me the non-sponsored trophy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEAkrVCBF7U

[Liu Kang]

Seriously though, the internet is a pretty sad place when you can find videos like that...

[Mikecdm]

that video is horrible

[Overclocking101]

so this thread is basically for talking shit to the other watermod entries?? saweet!

[RedRaider]

WOW... A Smack Talk thread for the contest..

You just have to freakin' love this place..:up:

[Liu Kang]

Marne, Cutless, ShadowHunter, Floyd, frieten, coolfris, AquaMuscle, slpdLoad, Sneaky, Oli4v, Heat Killer, RAID, Stoneyman, hchristian, NJHC, K.3nny, NeverGive7, Hyper Cool, y0gi, jacoubroufa, Dar T, dingdong555, cyriene :turd:

Meet KangZilla:

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/144/mmkangzilla.jpg (http://img694.imageshack.us/i/mmkangzilla.jpg/)

[Schnapper]

Owwwwww

[Cutless009]

Lol all that money spent and all I See is a case straight out of a BOX, nice one! :up:

[Overclocking101]

wait till you see that case it will look all but out of the box!

[Cutless009]

*snicker*

I wouldn't buy from ben again if you paid me. Well, MAYBE if you paid me enough to cover the time I would spend on the phone listening to him make excuses about where my case is, and why it hasnt arrived yet, and issues with his supplier, etc.

Good luck getting that case before the end of the competition Liu!

[Liu Kang]

*shudder* :scared:There ya go, buddeh... fixed the typo.

[Cutless009]

You cant phase me bro, Im listenin to trance music, it makes me invincible, and capable of un-assisted flight.

[Schlosser]

Meet KangZilla:



$1024,17 for a case :ROTF:

[p0Pe]

$1024,17 for a case :ROTF:

second that:moon:

[frieten]

Lol all that money spent and all I See is a case straight out of a BOX, nice one! :up:

haha i was thinking the same thing!

spend more money please! :bird:

[Floyd]

Im glad this is a MOD contest and not see who spends the most contest lol.
I bet you are going to have a hard time wanting to mod a case that cost over a grand lol.

[Liu Kang]

Don't you ladies worry about me, I got my drill and dremel sitting here waiting too, bitches. :)

[Baleful]

That's gonna be a BIG mutha fuckin' case!

[Marne]

1000 bucks for a box. What could you do with that? Nothing that hasn't been done already. I on the other hand have many many plans for my tj07. Alas what you seem to have in excess of, I am short on.$$$. Most of you would shit on contact with my plans. Eightlug has a hint of a fraction of what I have planned.

[Baleful]

what I have planned

Fail :shrug:

You have an entire truck load of FAIL planned :shrug:

Sorry, couldn't help it little buddy :rofl:

[Liu Kang]

What could you do with that? Nothing that hasn't been done already. I on the other hand have many many plans for my tj07. I forgot how original a TJ07 was... my bad.

[Baleful]

I forgot how original a TJ07 was... my bad.

Dude you didn't know!? Fucking TJ-07's iz da shizzzzz, ain't no body ever done one :ROTF:

[Floyd]

Just like no one has ever used a MM case :bird:

[RedRaider]

I have to be honest and say this is some of the weakest fuckng smack talk I've ever had the misfortune to witness. I thought I had trained you bitches better than this.

This is an embarassment to the forum...:shake:

[p0Pe]

no use in smack talk, beacuse i know that i am gonna win. and not only am i gonna win the sponsored catagory, but also the non-sponsored beacuse my case is so FUCKING full of win!!!

so have fun with you mass production cases bitches :bird:

[Floyd]

Oh I lost hope id win a long time ago pope.
Besides having one of the weakest component PCs. I just dont have the money to compete with you guys.
I like my build and all but its nothing compared to some of the others on here that are going to smoke me.

[Schlosser]

Oh I lost hope id win a long time ago pope.
Besides having one of the weakest component PCs. I just dont have the money to compete with you guys.
I like my build and all but its nothing compared to some of the others on here that are going to smoke me.

Ya know Floyd... You are meant to smack the other contestants.. not yourself.. just fyi :D

[Floyd]

Ya know Floyd... You are meant to smack the other contestants.. not yourself.. just fyi :D

I know, but I know when im beat.
I know some of the builds on here have more money in fittings than my whole system combined.

I fear this might be a "who spent the most money" build off.
Look at Kang for example, he dropped over 1k on a CASE. I dont even have that much money in my GPUs WITH waterblocks AND fittings!

[Liu Kang]

I have to be honest and say this is some of the weakest fuckng smack talk I've ever had the misfortune to witness. I thought I had trained you bitches better than this.Maybe I should just call my project "Black Attack"? It's the only chance in hell it would ever get finished... better?

so have fun with you mass productionThe only item of mass production in my house is your mother, and she ain't that fun.

I fear this might be a "who spent the most money" build off.Not at all... components are only worth something like 15/100.

[p0Pe]

The only item of mass production in my house is your mother, and she ain't that fun.


thats beacuse she dont want anything to do with your sad ass:bird:

:D

[mcoffey]

I have to be honest and say this is some of the weakest fuckng smack talk I've ever had the misfortune to witness. I thought I had trained you bitches better than this.

This is an embarassment to the forum...:shake:

I'm telling ya man...these boyz got to come up with something better than that weak ass shit....for example:

Your build looks worse than something DB thru in his reject pile:db:

Holy fucking hell, the shit I took this morning looks better than your build :turd:

Your build looks like something from the 90's Waterlogged put together:bird:

Notice the clever use of emoticons for emphasis :D

Get with the programs fella's, you know how we roll :dick:

andyc

[Baleful]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking golden Andy :rofl:

The only thing you left out is some gay bullshit from Naekuh :fag:

[mcoffey]

Or:

What...you run out of dust for your build, so you borrowed some from NaeKuh's :bow:

You standing next to Movieman or something when the parts for your build fell off the back of a truck like his does:shrug:

you know, shit like that :nutsack:

andyc

[coolmiester]

You got to remember Kang, i'm going to give you a master class in hose routing.

Patience Grasshopper ;)

[Liu Kang]

KoFUFUFUFUFUFUFUshiester, you can route that hose the same way I routed mine through p0pe's mother, you still won't have a build as clean as the 'Zilla...

Primochill FTL

[just a noob]

You all like big cockmeat sandwiches !!!

[p0Pe]

KoFUFUFUFUFUFUFUshiester, you can route that hose the same way I routed mine through p0pe's mother, you still won't have a build as clean as the 'Zilla...

Primochill FTL

you mean like finding out that it aint long enough, and cant get stiff?:bird:

[Morae]

I heard Nicky liked the way Kang was built.

[Overclocking101]

ooooo snap! that was a good one morae

[Liu Kang]

ROFL, how did you know I had a thing for she-men, Morae?

[Morae]

ROFL, how did you know I had a thing for she-men, Morae?

Your mother told me while your dad was in the house. At least I think that's what "BAAAAA" means...

[Liu Kang]

Good luck getting that case before the end of the competition Liu!All custom designs completed and approved by the customer... woot.

Start sweating, bitches... this computer will dwarf Jtrain. :p

[p0Pe]

you guys got a one week advantage while pc-beto is crunching away on full speed, but that wont meen shit anyways, since from what i can see i would win this shit by entering 5 of my asshairs :rofl:

Edit, prizes announced tommorow :woot:

[jacobroufa]

This was a really really really weak smack talk thread... and then it got worse after the second page.

Seriously though Kang... What are you thinking with a $1k case?!? I doubt I've ever spent that much on ANY build I've ever had and it still would whoop yours.

By the way, have you heard that joke they don't tell gay people?

[Liu Kang]

I take shits bigger than that crap shuttle of yours... :turd:

Seriously though, the extended w/ peddy simply costs that much, period. I only dropped an additional ~$200 for the custom panels and conversion kit for the SR-2 motherboard (which in the grand scheme of things didn't seem like that much extra).

I've built several SFF systems, and now it's time to do the opposite and build my dream machine :)

[Xilikon]

Why show a hollow case ? Is that the contents of your skull ?

[jacobroufa]

LK seriously buying a premodded case, no matter the cost, is like calling an H5O watercooling. GTFO nub.

[RedRaider]

:rofl: Finally you guys are talking like men...:up:

[frieten]

seriously though its a bit of a moot point, if barsarkar-gang mod doesn't win theres something seriously wrong lol.

[jacobroufa]

:rofl: Finally you guys are talking like men...:up:

Anythin' ta please ya boss. :bird:

[p0Pe]

seriously though its a bit of a moot point, if barsarkar-gang mod doesn't win theres something seriously wrong lol.

thanks for the confidence dickhead :bird:

[Liu Kang]

LK seriously buying a premodded case, no matter the cost, is like calling an H5O watercooling. GTFO nub.My bad, I didn't realize a can of black spray paint and a $40 case made you an expert.

[RedRaider]

My bad, I didn't realize a can of black spray paint and a $40 case made you an expert.

LMFAO...:ROTF:

[ShadowHunter]

Hey Liu, you know who else buys his way through contests? DB :limp:

[Liu Kang]

DB and I have nothing in common. DP and your mother on the other hand...

[ShadowHunter]

at least i have a mom instead of two dads and a chemistry set! :p

but seriously, sucks that's the only ass you can get AND you have to share. I bet Nicky can do better.

[jacobroufa]

My bad, I didn't realize a can of black spray paint and a $40 case made you an expert.

And a dremel. Fugger. And a sack. Something you know nothing about. Grow a set.

[jacobroufa]

But really though LK, research and many times trial and error makes me an expert. The powdercoated $40 case just gives me something to throw at you. And hope it realizes its true transformer potential and turns into a shuriken before it chops your fuckin head off. Or maybe I just ate too much acid as a kid. :D

And RR... Fuck you too for just laughing. Where are you in this contest? Where are you in this smack talk? I know it's your forum so act like it don't just sit on the sidelines like a woman. I didn't know we even allowed bitches in here. :bird:

[RedRaider]

:rofl: I'm a judge bro.

I'm like Jimmy Swaggert right now, I'm not participating, I'm just watching.

[Liu Kang]

:rofl: I'm a judge bro.

I'm like Jimmy Swaggert right now, I'm not participating, I'm just watching.Sounds like another black attack delay excuse to me... :bird:

[frieten]

thanks for the confidence dickhead :bird:

lol forgot about yours pope, well maybe its not just a one horse race!

[k.3nny]

My bad, I didn't realize a can of black spray paint and a $40 case made you an expert.

Even that 40 Dollar mod would kick ur fuck ass! :coke:

everyone can buy shit! Its how u made it ;)

[Overclocking101]

I fuckin love this thread!

[jacobroufa]

Even that 40 Dollar mod would kick ur fuck ass! :coke:

everyone can buy shit! Its how u made it ;)

Thanks k.3nny! Way more than $40, whether LK wants to believe that or not. Fuckin' pussy, buying shit when he could be building it.

[k.3nny]

didn't see anything yet, so lets get it on ;)

His 3k build against a real modders 100 dollar build.

Hmm who
will be loved for the craftmanship? ill vote the 100dollar mod.

GrtZ

[Liu Kang]

K.3nny, do I know you? Wait a second, I do! You're the guy who put pink LEDs in a v351... :fag:

[p0Pe]

i can turn pc-beto pink by touching my remote, and it would still be more manly than all your gay builds together :gayflag:

[Liu Kang]

I'll admit that PC-Beto is pretty hot... then again, so is gonorrhea when you take a piss. :flame:

[p0Pe]

I'll admit that PC-Beto is pretty hot... then again, so is gonorrhea when you take a piss. :flame:

yeah, i would imagine you would like to be free of that too:bird:

PC-Beto is more like the big white dick your mom was presented with last night.
big, strong, and a royal pain in the ass for anyone but its owner.

[Liu Kang]

Jacuntroufa, this is odd... I got a message from Gary @ Sidewinders today, he wanted me to pass it along to you:

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/6776/rads.jpg (http://img23.imageshack.us/i/rads.jpg/)

I think it means "fuck you", but I'm not sure...

[jtf2]

you are right liu,it does say fuck you:bird:-just have to look at it for a while

[just a noob]

I spy two intel ssd's, some fans that appear to be kaze's or panaflos, and a crystalfontz unit?

[Liu Kang]

Good eye, Noob... you almost got them all right ;)

[Overclocking101]

oooooo, liu your got build pics in your build log thread yet??

[k.3nny]

K.3nny, do I know you? Wait a second, I do! You're the guy who put pink LEDs in a v351... :fag:

Rly ur collorblind, but hell yeah since when is PINK turned into RED?

:coke:

Btw
http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww40/evil_homer/CIMG1001.jpg

My special editon for U
http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww40/evil_homer/CIMG1996.jpg

Ask nicky if he can make it round for u :nutsack:

:bird:

[jacobroufa]

Did I see a :gayflag: in the background??? :rofl: Whatever dude. Just because I can't afford to buy my way into a competition doesn't mean you can walk all over me. We'll see what happens when the judging gets going. :bird:

[k.3nny]

:gil:

[p0Pe]

nice pile of parts LK ;)
jacob, i must say, its a nice name you choose for your project. is yours also scheduled for decommissioning in 2010:rofl:

[Liu Kang]

Look at the score sheet and tell me where your wallet scores points...

This is a smack thread, at least try to come up with something funny :)

[jacobroufa]

"Meow?? That's not funny. I'll run up there and say 'CHICKENFUCKER!'"

So, in my last attempt at humor and smack down on LK... I say to you.... CHICKENFUCKER!!!!! BRRRAAAGGHHAAAKKKK!!!!! :rofl:

[Morae]

Rly ur collorblind, but hell yeah since when is PINK turned into RED?

:coke:

Btw
My special editon for U
http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww40/evil_homer/CIMG1996.jpg

Ask nicky if he can make it round for u :nutsack:

:bird:

Didn't I see Elton John wearing this thing to his last concert?:glow::peace1::imgay::glow:




:puke1:



/Edit! Your builds are all vaporware, just like the prize list! :D

[jacobroufa]

You guys are all bitches. I'm gonna win. HAHAHA!! :bird::bird:

[jacobroufa]

Seriously. This thread died way before its time. We've got just over a month and this thread should be hopping crazy ass mad right now with insults flying and bouncing off the walls. You fuckers will pay if that shit doesn't happen right now. Respect my authoritay!! (Or atleast disrespect Red's) HAHAHAHAHA

[p0Pe]

No need to insult you mod. The looks of it, does it all by itself :rofl:

[p0Pe]

- Judges will announce the contest winners on 31 July 2010, 3PM CST.

:clap:

I´m going to throw up one more update before this contest ends!

:htfu: guys!

[wesley]

Is the contest still open? Red just extended date to 31 Aug.

Wes

[p0Pe]

Registration still ended months ago:)
31 of august? Well, that just give me more time to finish beto!

[Marne]

the funny thing is im sure you guys all suck so bad at modding i could go to a pawnshop and pick up a ancient compaq presario midtower that looks better than half the concoctions you fuck nuggets churn out

[wesley]

Registration still ended months ago:)
31 of august? Well, that just give me more time to finish beto!

Thanks for clarifying that up. Too late for me. :p

Wes

[p0Pe]

My mod just got 280 mbps faster bitches;)

[Liu Kang]

Congrats... my some of my mods are being RMA'd :'(

[jacobroufa]

It's not a mod when you buy it Kang. Just another piece of hardware. One of my pieces of hardware just got RMA'd back into my hands! ;)

[Liu Kang]

It's not a mod when you buy it Kang. Just another piece of hardware. One of my pieces of hardware just got RMA'd back into my hands! ;)Fuck you, your English degree and your details... :bird:

No CPUs make Kang angry.

[k.3nny]

Final weekend :D!

[p0Pe]

3 days!!!

[jacobroufa]

Damn. I gotta finish some stuff soon!!!! :)

[Marne]

i modded my phone. does that count LOL

[Oli4v]

I entered my latest serie of pics too late, but I'm finished :)